Joshua Robertson is the CEO of Crimson Edge Press and a best-selling author in dark fantasy.
He is also a nice person who (the gnomes say) enjoys tea.
Mindi Rochelle Scott lives near Seattle, Washington, USA with her drummer husband in a house with a non-sound-proof basement. She writes YA fiction.
Since she lives near Seattle, the gnomes may pour her coffee.
Francesca Lia Block has written so many influential YA books!
She has definitely talked about having tea in her books, so the gnomes are making her organic jasmine loose leaf as I type this.
Lilian Oake writes fantasy for YA/Children. Her joyful spirit is the perfect complement for the gnomes' perpetual grump and gloom.
They would like to give her a piping hot cup of tea.
Assaph Mehr writes dangerous, magical, & dark stories.
Out of respect for Assaph's interests the gnomes would serve well watered wine and fish sauce. No main course, mind you, just the sauce.
J.D. Estrada is a multi-genre author! Sci-fi, fantasy, poetry, YA fiction… There is no limit on his story telling palette. The gnomes know he likes tea, as they have watched his Tea With J.D. series on Youtube. They would brew him a nice cup of oolong.
Rabbit Quinn is an immensely talented singer songwriter. I go into a trance of happiness listening to her gorgeous voice and piano compositions.
The gnomes would love to fix her an elegant cup of pu-erh.
Ryan Bell is Founder & Senior Consultant at Life After God. So one can imagine the long conversations to be had over tea or beer. The gnomes say he should decide which beverage.